| 1,000,000aire! (Gold) |
Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points |
| 100,000aire! (Bronze) |
Earn $100,000 lifetime |
| 500,000aire! (Silver) |
Earn $500,000 lifetime |
| Always a Bridesmaid (Bronze) |
Come in second place 5 times in online games |
| Back Taxes (Silver) |
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73 |
| Beast Master (Bronze) |
Get 10 animal questions correct. |
| Beat a Winner (Silver) |
Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an online game |
| Birth Certificate (Bronze) |
Create a Contestant |
| Button Banger (Bronze) |
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds |
| Consolation Trophy (Silver) |
Play 5 hours without getting a single trophy. |
| Discovered Gauntlet of Fire (Bronze) |
Find the very important gauntlet of fire |
| DisOrDash (Silver) |
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds |
| DisOrDat Destroyer (Bronze) |
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly |
| DisOrDat Participation Award (Bronze) |
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds. |
| Enscrewsiast (Bronze) |
Screw 50 times |
| Film In Your Brain (Bronze) |
Get 10 movie questions correct. |
| Genius for a Day (Silver) |
Score at least $30,000 above your average. |
| Great Crowd (Bronze) |
Laugh at an easy joke |
| It's Just More of This (Bronze) |
Finish an episode |
| Jack Attack Dog (Silver) |
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up |
| Living in the Past (Bronze) |
Get 10 history questions correct. |
| Lose to a Loser (Bronze) |
Lose an online game to someone with a rating at or below Dullard. |
| Menage-a-Quatre (Bronze) |
Play 4-player game online |
| Mouth-Breather (Bronze) |
Achieve the third highest rating |
| My First Time (Bronze) |
Screw someone for the first time |
| One Teat Short of An Udder (Silver) |
Achieve the second highest rating. |
| Overconsumer (Bronze) |
Listen to all commercials after one episode |
| Perfect Attendance (Gold) |
Play Episodes 1-73 |
| Phatty (Bronze) |
Get 10 food questions correct. |
| Quick-Draw McDumbass (Bronze) |
Choose the wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times. |
| Slack Attack (Bronze) |
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack. |
| Smelt the Roses (Bronze) |
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second. |
| Social Outcast (Bronze) |
Finish 5 single player games on Friday or Saturday nights. |
| Taking it from Behind (Silver) |
Come in from behind to win during the Jack Attack |
| The Game's Half Empty (Bronze) |
Play Episodes 1-37 |
| The Game's Half Full (Bronze) |
Play Episodes 1-36 |
| Turncoat (Bronze) |
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America |
| Unicorn (Gold) |
Achieve the highest gamer rating. |
| Vidiot Savant (Silver) |
Get every question right in an episode |
| Virtual Virgin (Silver) |
Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times |
| We Knew You Could Do It (Platinum) |
Collect all trophies |
